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We were fascinated by this exploration of the presentation of the female face throughout western art history, and grateful for Mrs Wellthisiswhatithink spotting it.

What is remarkable is how consistent what artists consider to be beautiful really is, despite the huge differences in representative style. Do take two minutes to watch it, as it is mesmerising and genuinely interesting. The Yo Yo Ma cello soundtrack is nice, too.

 

What is considered “beautiful” in a female face seems unchanging when viewed by many for whom visual appreciation is all. The symmetry of the two sides of the face … the eyes locked onto those of the viewer, or if gazing elsewhere, their openness and appeal … and often, the combination of challenge and supplication in the stare. Absolutely enthralling to see it demonstrated in this way.

The subject of what makes a woman beautiful – or anyone, for that matter – is often discussed on blogs, because, we suspect, everyone would like to think they are beautiful or could aspire to be “not bad”, at least.

Here’s a good example: http://realdoctorstu.com/2011/03/16/the-science-of-attraction-what-makes-a-beautiful-face/  The writer notes the role of symmetry, but also the crucial role of “averageness”.

Men are apparently more inclined to consider a woman beautiful if she has an average face.

That’s to say not too obviously pretty, not too obviously disjointed or unbalanced, not too obviously out of the norm.

The example the writer uses is Keira Knightley, the Brit actress whose face has launched a bazillion magazine covers. Men eulogise about her. But women? Nah, not so much. Interestingly, the writer proposes, and we agree, that Knightley’s appeal is that she isn’t perfect. Her nose has a bump in it. Her forehead is probably a bit expansive. Her teeth need fixing. And without professionally applied make-up she looks, well, ordinary. Those famous knife-edge cheekbones aren’t so obvious without skilful etching with blusher and shade. So: she’s cute, but ordinary.

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Other women find those women uninteresting.

Jolie plays a man in Salt.

Jolie plays a man in Salt.

I have always found it fascinating that in answer to the parlour-dinner party-game question to straight women “So, come on, if you absolutely had to turn, which woman would you find attractive enough to bed?” the answer – way above a median average – is Angelina Jolie.

Whilst she has her male admirers, to be sure, (including, of course, the man often considered the most beautiful in the world by many, her husband Brad Pitt) men are far more equivocal about her appeal, but she comes up in straight womans’ lists all the time.

We have often thought that it is because her face has the capacity to be considered “fine”, “strong”, and “handsome” rather than girl-next-door-pretty, and also because so many representations of her in movies have been of her being, well, not to put too fine a point on, rather like a male action hero.

stewartWhen the first Twilight movie came out to very mixed reviews, long before the Twihards took control of the process and turned it into such a successful movie franchise, we remember seeing a review of the movie which (amongst other criticisms) complained of Kristen Stewart being “blandly” beautiful.

It struck us as a rather odd and snippy comment at the time as she appeared to us then (and now) to be extremely pretty. But in light of the finding that we find average looking people “beautiful”, it makes perfect sense. Stewart is essentially a gawky kid grown up. Her eyes are a bit narrow – not giant and rounded like a sweet anime character – her lips are a bit odd – and her nose ends in a snub. Nevertheless, she has been on almost as many covers as Knightley.

In our experience, women loathe her.

Googling “stars without makeup” – for which there are umpteen thousands of web pagesScreen shot 2015-03-31 at 3.45.27 PM – shows how fascinated we are with the raw material that make-up artists are working with. But what is more interesting, we think, is that time after time what is revealed by the un-caked original form of the face is someone who could really be living, un-noticed and un-remarked, next door.

And how, very often, the un-made up star is actually – somehow, counter-culturally, even oddly – more alluring than the perfectly “crafted” version of her face. The German/American busineswoman, model and occasional actress Heidi Klum looks way more beautiful, in our opinion, in the picture on the left rather than on the right? No?

So we must come to the conclusion, we guess, that many girls and women who don’t think they are attractive might actually be hugely attractive to many men. Which is something to be celebrated, indeed shouted from the rooftops, we think.

The comment “Pffft – I just look like the girl next door” could actually be the key to landing the boy of your dreams.

As to what the boy of anyone’s dreams looks like, that’s another whole thing. Thank the good Lord that we don’t all have to look like Brad Pitt to find a girlfriend or even a mate, or the Wellthisiswhatithink line would have come to an ignominious and crashing halt.

And yes, we know that all beauty is really on the inside, before some spoilsport decides to tell us, but that’s not the point of the article. So shove off. 🙂

 

Jamie Dornan has signed up to one of the most prolific film projects of recent years – but despite seeing his stock skyrocket following news that he will star as Christian Grey in the Fifty Shades Of Grey movies, he has insisted that he is not scared of what he’s taken on.

The actor, who once dated Keira Knightley, (which reveals they both have good taste, I guess), is now happily married – and says that he is glad the massive media gaze is hitting him now he is “settled”.

Speaking to Entertainment Weekly, he confirmed that he tested for the role before it was given to Charlie Hunnam, who dropped out last month.

Jamie Dornan will play Christian Grey (WENN)

“I certainly don’t fear it,” he said. “I already got a glimpse into working with [director] Sam [Taylor-Johnson] at the test, and I’d met [co-star] Dakota [Johnson] by then. So I had a glimpse into how I felt it would be if I got the part. None of it scared me.”

And on Hunnam’s departure, he admitted: “You know, one door closes, another opens. When he dropped out, I didn’t instantly think, ‘Oh here we go, maybe I should cancel that holiday,’ but I did feel that maybe we’d revisit the idea of me.”

Jamie with Dakota Johnson (Entertainment Weekly)

The attention on the thesp has rocketed up over recent weeks. “It’s happening, but not in an unmanageable way at the moment,” he explained. “I’ve been around it before and it’s ugly, but I’m glad I’m 31 and not 21, and married. I feel very settled. I’m not running in and out of clubs at 5 a.m. anymore.”

The Fifty Shades Of Grey movie has this week had its release pushed back to Valentine’s Day, 2015, after initially being pencilled in for release in August next year.

Production is expected to kick off in early December.

New to Game of Thrones? You'll be needing this. And the pause button.

New to Game of Thrones? You’ll be needing this. And the pause button.

Just two hours after it launched in the US, Series 3 of Game of Thrones has broken like a small tsunami on the shores of Australia, delivering Foxtel two whopping great ratings wins with its 4.30 pm and then 8.30 pm showings on Easter Monday.

Providing one doesn’t take it at all seriously, the show is just sheer delight. Almost every character is uniquely wonderful, murderous, humourous, or just plain yummy to look at. There’s great quantities of completely gratuitous nudity, sex, and sword-slashing violence, highly original set and costume design, smart writing and labyrinthine plotting – not to mention dragons, did we say dragons? – all of which set the series apart. Dammit, even the opening credits are cool.

Interestingly, the show also showcases two young women who I reckon will become major stars. As the last time I did this is was to pick Keira Knightley in Bend It Like Beckham and Police as the next mega-band (on one hearing of Roxanne), I recommend you pay attention.

Born in Madrid, she spent her childhood mostly in Spain, Switzerland and Cuba, but also travelled often because of her mother's film career. She started dancing ballet, salsa and flamenco at an early age.

Born in Madrid, she spent her childhood mostly in Spain, Switzerland and Cuba, but also travelled often because of her mother’s film career. She started dancing ballet, salsa and flamenco at an early age.

The first is Oona Castilla Chaplin, born 4 June 1986, who is a Spanish actress. Yes, you’ve heard that name before.

She is indeed the grand-daughter of filmmaker Charlie Chaplin and the great-grand-daughter of playwright Eugene O’Neill.

When Chaplin was fifteen, she went to study at Gordonstoun in Scotland on a drama scholarship. During her time there, she appeared in several school plays, touring England in an adaptation of Romeo and Juliet and impersonating her grandfather in the role of Bottom in an adaptation of A Midsummer Night’s Dream, which was performed at the Edinburgh International Festival. After leaving Gordonstoun, she was accepted to the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art, from where she graduated in 2007.

After graduating from RADA, Chaplin has acted in mainly British and Spanish short and feature films. She has played alongside her mother in three feature films: Inconceivable, ¿Para qué sirve un oso? and Imago Mortis.

Chaplin has also had several supporting roles in British and American television. In 2010, she appeared as a Brazilian cage dancer in ITV’s Married Single Other (2010), followed by roles as the wife of one of the main characters, Hector Madden, in the BBC period drama The Hour (2011–2012), as Dr. Watson’s girlfriend in an episode of Sherlock (2012) and now as Talisa in Game of Thrones.

Ms Chaplin appears to have inherited her grandfather’s astonishing facility with the camera, not to mention her mother’s graceful screen presence as well. It’s something about this family’s eyes. As she moves through her scenes, she seems, blessedly, entirely unaware of the camera and is thus utterly convincing. Oh, and yes, she is drop dead gorgeous. Expect to see much more of her.

The second is Rose Eleanor Arbuthnot-Leslie, a Scottish actress born in Aberdeen on 9 February 1987.

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Rose Leslie grew up – apparently in some comfort – in Lickleyhead Castle, the family’s 15th century ancestral seat. Her father is the Aberdeenshire Chieftain of Clan Leslie, Sebastian Arbuthnot-Leslie. Goodness.

Rose is the third of five children. As well as Lickleyhead Castle where she grew up her parents own the 12th century Warthill Castle in Rayne, Aberdeenshire, as well. She attended first the local primary school in Rayne and then the very exclusive (and pro-arts) Millfield School before spending three years (2005–2008) at the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Art.

Leslie made her debut in the 2009 TV film New Town, for which she won the Scottish BAFTA for Best Acting Performance (New Talent) Award. In September and October 2010, she appeared at the Globe Theatre in Nell Leyshon’s play Bedlam and memorably appeared in the role of Gwen, a housemaid, in the first series of the adored 2010 ITV television drama Downton Abbey. She certainly knows how to select winning vehicles for her work.

As the wildling Ygritte in Game of Thrones she combines a winning way with accents – I pick impeccable Yorkshire – and a presence which is both winsome, dangerous, challenging, amusing and sensual.

She is blessed with that most wonderful of gifts for an actor, a face and manner which is both highly attractive and yet not “standard fair”; it’s a long, proud visage, strong nose and chin, breathtaking blue eyes, a ready smile and a mane of exquisite red hair.

She is definitely not the girl next door. Although if she was, you’d probably be moving in next door post haste.

There are innumerable other beautiful people in Game of Thrones, of course, including the very pretty Emilia Clarke who wafts through the show playing Daenerys Targaryen, Lena Headey as the truly horrid Queen Cersei Lannister, the awesome Jason Momoa as the ill-fated Khal Drogo, “she’s everywhere” Natalie Dormer who has parlayed her scenery-chewing excellence as Anne Boleyn in The Tudors into a fine and busy career, and a honourable shout out, too, to Stephen Dillane as the ambitious and tortured Stannis Baratheon and the hugely talented Carice van Houten as the seductive and evil Melisandre to Dillane’s Baratheon. She’s enough to have half the male population of the world moving to Holland. Not to mention that magnificent looking old stager Charles Dance who must be any woman over 30’s thinking crumpet. That all these people can act brilliantly, seem to be able to hold a conversation without a script, and all the while still look stunning in real life and on the screen and stage is testament to their skills and, I guess, why we all love the glamour of “stars” so much.

But in Chaplin and Leslie I sense something else. Some indefinable extra “quality” which may set them apart from your run of the mill hard-working actor. Is it steel? Determination? A certain detatchment?

I honestly don’t know. But you heard it here first.

I am told, also, that women all over the world are swooning over the exploits of the most famous
small person since Tom Thumb – peter and ericaPeter Dinklage – who is regularly delivered some of the best lines in the show, such as “When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you are only telling the world you fear what he might say.” And “A mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone if it is to keep its edge”. Wonderful stuff.

Sorry to tell you ladies that he is happily married to another talented and attractive actress and director, Erica Schmidt, with whom he has a daughter. Oh, and no, he is not leaving Game of Thrones, that was an April Fool’s gag. So relax.

Single handedly, he must have brought encouragement to an entire generation of people with dwarfism, and good on him.

When asked about his height in a 2003 interview, he said: “When I was younger, definitely, I let it get to me. As an adolescent, I was bitter and angry and I definitely put up these walls. But the older you get, you realize you just have to have a sense of humor. You just know that it’s not your problem. It’s theirs.”

Amen, buddy.

So there’s this young guy in London called Mark Powell who creates the most astonishing drawings on the backs of envelopes using a common-or-garden ballpoint (biro) pen made by a company called Bic. Like this:

Un-f**king-believable. What talent.

I don’t know why he chose that medium. But I do know genius when I see it.

All done with the cheapest of implements and a huge amount of patience.

When you see what passes for art nowadays, I sincerely hope this guy is making squillions. But I bet he isn’t: well, yet, anyway.

Anyhow, take 5 minutes and see more here http://markpowellartist.com/ Seriously, do it now, it’s worth it.

I also note that the originals are about three hundred quid each, although prints are available too. Now I am not exactly flush with funds, Dear Reader, but I reckon three ton to be a snip when you look at the time and care involved, and I am going to get one. Maybe two.

See: I think this guy’s work might go viral – and they’ll be going for a lot more than three hundred in the near future. You heard it here first. So don’t blame me if you miss out.

Remember, I am the guy who said, on the first hearing of “Roxanne”, that Police (then utterly unknown) would be the next super-uber-band. And who on seeing Keira Knightley in “Bend it like Beckham” opined “She’s going to be the next huge acting star from the UK”.

See, I can pick winners. Oh, want to know who the next world’s biggest soccer star is going to be? A young lad called Adam Lallana, playing for Southampton. He’s going to set the English premiership alight next season, no matter how Saints themselves go. Just remember who told you.