Posts Tagged ‘first world problems’
Every three seconds. A new poem.
Posted: March 9, 2016 in Political musings, Popular Culture et al, ReligionTags: creative writing, Creativity, first world problems, hunger, new poem, poem, poetry, starvation
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Count your blessings, this Christmas
Posted: December 17, 2013 in Popular Culture et alTags: charity, Christ, Christmas, clean water, first world problems, God, Holidays, Jesus, The Depression, The Wildebeests
I am often to be heard murmuring, and more than usual round about this time of year, that wonderful phrase “first world problem”.
“The oven doesn’t cook fast enough.” Well, no it doesn’t, but it does just come on at the turn of a switch, and you don’t have to gather wood before you can eat every day.
“The supermarket is out of my favourite bread.” Yes, but there are 47 other types of loaves within an arm’s reach.
“God, there’s nothing on the TV.” True, but you also have your laptop, the internet, your playstation, musical instruments, hobbies, or you can even go for a walk without someone sniping at you from a nearby rooftop. As you stroll down the street, if you’re lucky, people will actually smile at you. They may even say “Good evening.”
And most of all. “I can’t think of anything to give so-and-so this year.” Well, turn on the tap then, and give them a glass of water. Clean, pure, uninfected water. Then give a gift of clean water tor someone who needs it, on behalf of your friend or family member.
I don’t consider myself an especially holy or even particularly good human being. Like most people, I have my good bits and bad bits. I can be as thoughtless and as selfish as the next person. And while I always try to find a few bob for those less well off than myself, I know I can and should always do more. And every year, round about this time, I hear my old Mum saying “Count your blessings, Son”.
She came from another era, to be sure. An era when there wasn’t enough medicine or doctors, when children died of vitamin deficiencies in “advanced” countries, countries that were periodically locked in titanic death struggles with the forces of evil, when food was hard to come by, when fuel was in short supply, when tens of millions of workers were unemployed and it seemed like no-one cared. As she turned out Depression-era meals onto the dining table long after the need to be so careful with our pennies had passed, she quietly inculcated in me a profound respect for what we have, instead of an envy for what we don’t. What that woman could do with a chicken that was years past the moment it should have been popped in an oven was a small miracle.
So as you struggle with your first world problems this Christmas, please, give what you can to those with nothing. This is how I do it. It’s even fun, too. Who said doing good has to be boring? Not the ‘Beests.
http://www.generositymag.com.au/meet-the-wildebeests/
(This is why you cant get any sense out of me after noon on the first Friday of every month. Well, you can try … new ‘Beests always welcome. Spread the conspiracy.)
Maslow’s new hierarchy of needs
Posted: August 21, 2013 in HumourTags: first world problems, internet, Maslow, needs, Wi-Fi
There are some very funny people hiding out there in the interweb …
The rapidity with which “memes” or jokes populate social media sites fascinates me. What makes the world pick up one thing and reproduce it a million times in an hour and ignore others? There is a PhD being written somewhere right now, no doubt. If there isn’t, I might write it myself.
My guess? It’s more than mere humour, or at the other end of the scale, outrage. It’s something to do with empathy – genuine empathy for the human condition, in all it’s multitudinous expressions, that leads us to pick up and send on an idea or a fleeting thought.
What’s the best that you’ve seen recently?