Woman: “Can I have birth control?”
Republican Controlled Congress: “No.”
Woman: “I couldn’t get birth control, so I got pregnant. Can I have an abortion?”
Republican Controlled Congress: “No.”
Woman: “You prevented me from having an abortion so I’m carrying the fetus, but my employer won’t provide reasonable accommodations and is threatening to fire me. Would you please pass the Pregnant Workers Fairness Act?”
Republican Controlled Congress: “No”
Woman: “I had the baby, but now I’m out of work. Can I have WIC and food stamps until I get back on my feet?”
Republican Controlled Congress: “No.”
Woman: “I found a job, but it doesn’t offer me insurance. Can I have government guaranteed insurance?”
Republican Controlled Congress: “No.”
Woman: “My kid got sick and I got fired because I missed time caring for him/her. Can I get unemployment benefit?”
Republican Controlled Congress: “No.”
Woman: “My new job never lets me know what shift I have to work in advance, and if I don’t go I get fired, so I’m having a hard time picking up my kid from school on time consistently. Can we fund after-school programs?”
Republican Controlled Congress: “No.”
Woman: “Well, I’m prepared to work to support my family. Can you make sure that a full-time job’s minimum wage is enough to do that?”
Republican Controlled Congress: “No. But what’s the matter with you and your family, that working two jobs can’t lift you out of poverty? And what kind of a mother are you, letting someone else watch your child while you work? If your child doesn’t do well in school or gets in trouble, it’s entirely your fault. You shouldn’t have had a child if you weren’t prepared to take care of him/her. Actually you shouldn’t have had sex in the first place. You’re just a dirty little slut sucking off the teat of the State and honest taxpayers.
Have you considered prostitution?”