"And we should put all the long haired ruffians in the army, too, that'd wake em up ..."

“And we should put all the long haired ruffians in the army, too, that’d wake em up …”

One of the things that drives us into a blue billy-oh state of mouth-foaming rage is that oft-repeated moment where people cheerfully announce “I’m not a racist, but …” and then proceed to say something effortlessly racist and dumb, because you just know they’re going to say something to emphasise someone else’s perceived otherness.

So today, this made us laugh.

Actually laugh out loud, not just typing lol, but really, you know – lol.

We hope it does you, too.


I'm not a racist


PS Dear Reader – and you know who you are – the next time you feel moved to pronounce “I am not a racist, but …” you are almost certainly about to say something racist. So don’t.

“Awa’ an bile yer heid”

  1. Peter Morley says:

    I’m not a racist, but I’m sure that a certain type of foreigners will fuck this country – just like they have others!


  2. carlalouise89 says:

    This may be the best thing I’ve ever read.


  3. carlalouise89 says:

    Just letting you know I posted this to my Facebook page! I hope that’s okay πŸ™‚ You can see the link here: https://www.facebook.com/melodramaticconfessionsofcarlalouise/


  4. underwriiter505 says:

    Very, very funny indeed.

    And kudos to Cloyd Rivers, who, whether or not he read this one, is living it.

    (The latter reminds me a little of the extended analogy comparing sex to tea. I got that here, didn’t I?)


  5. Pat A says:

    Blissful! Thanks Yolly!


  6. Reblogged this on Getting Through Anxiety and commented:
    An important message! Do not blame a whole religion or group of people just because of individual actions!


  7. πŸ˜‚This made my day! And I’m still laughing!!πŸ˜‚


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