
Which one would you prefer, Sir? Left or right?
Well, that’s the lad’s night in sorted, then. And all for under 25 quid.
We kew Essex girls were good value, but this is ridiculous.

OK, so the take away business was getting more competitive, but sheesh. Strippers delivering your pizza? Really? (Come to think of it, that reminds us of a 1970s, er, ” movie” title.)
And hey – it’s not like a silly little SMS sent from an outlet in Southend is going to end up taking the piss out of our brand worldwide, is it?
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