OK, we have no idea who this young lady is.
Her photo was sent to me by a work colleague, cribbed from an official publication.
But, yeah. This is either the best bit of photoshopping ever, or dear little Miley has got a doppleganger working for the nick-nicks on Melbourne trams, or she’s sick of being criticised for getting her kit off and has gone to the other extreme.
Weird or what?
If you happen to know the answer, do let us know.
We are now declaring a moratorium on Miley Cyrus stories for, oh, well, for about three days, based on her current trajectory.
For those of you who will be emotionally destroyed by our abstinence, here are a few other articles from the last 24 hours.
- Someone Has Finally Created a Miley Cyrus Bobble Butt Statue (complex.com)
- Miley Cyrus Opened Saturday Night Live With A HIGHlarious Visit From The Old Miley! Watch HERE! (perezhilton.com)
- Miley Cyrus Wears Justin Bieber Weed Shirt That Says ‘Reefer Fever’ (hollywoodlife.com)
- Miley Cyrus says she doesn’t ‘ever really plan to offend’ (today.com)
- Miley Cyrus’ ‘Wrecking Ball’ Mashed Up With Sinead O’Connor, Mumford (Video) (getwititmagazine.com)
- Miley Cyrus: Why She Didn’t Make Any Liam Hemsworth Jokes On ‘SNL’ (hollywoodlife.com)
- Miley Cyrus says she has quit acting (upi.com)