Ok, you know what the guy writing the ad on his home computer MEANT to say. He got his clip art sorted out, his rudimentary page layout programme was working fine, and he typed and typed for all he was worth, with all those lovely different typefaces and sizes, bless him.
And then right at the last minute, just as the rep from the local newspaper was calling round, he remembered that one last vital thing he had to say, so you know what? Let’s give it a screamer pull out! Brilliant!
Oh dear.
Oh dearie dearie me.