OK. Is this the best headline of the year? Perhaps ever?

Posted: August 30, 2013 in Humour
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I am sure seven months in jail will turn her into a model citizen.

I am sure seven months in jail will turn her into a model citizen.

Drunken bucking bronco gran jailed for biting Orangemen’s legs at Ayrshire village fun day.

Full story here.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/drunken-bucking-bronco-gran-jailed-2235113#.Uh9LeZk_Df1.facebook

She just sounds like a total pearl.

Next week, “Naked vicar in sex romp with dead lesbian cat.”

By the way, Orangemen’s legs should have been Orangemens’ legs. Just sayin’.

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Comments
  1. David O says:

    That ones not bad, but the best headline of all time surely must be:

    “Gordon Ramsay Sex Dwarf Found Dead in Badger Sett”

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/16/percy-foster-dead_n_962667.html

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