OK, this is a worry. Apple keeps all the questions you’ve asked Siri for two years.

Posted: April 22, 2013 in Business Management, Popular Culture et al
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Siri

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Yup, it”s true. Everything you’ve ever asked Siri is on file at Starbase MegaApplica. Read all about it here.

So, exactly how many times did you tell Siri to f*** off because it keeps opening unexpectedly? Or just to see what she replies? Be warned. Big Brother Apple knows.

(I must admit, I keep waiting for it to answer “And how shall I f*** off, Master?” as in the immortal Life of Brian line.)

Not to mention “Siri, do you think I am attractive?” “Siri, how do I get to sleep with Keira Knightley?” “Siri, how do I kill my boss?” and any others of which you’ve been you’ve been guilty.

Meanwhile, this is very funny, in a rather infantile but adult way. You’ll see what I mean.

Comments
  1. Valentine Logar says:
    April 22, 2013 at 9:22 pm

    Gad, this is why I don’t play with these silly applications.

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  2. It’s not up to Siri to decide, it’s up to the Motherboard. Mother’s you simply can’t escape them. | seventhvoice says:
    May 5, 2013 at 2:30 am

    […] OK, this is a worry. Apple keeps all the questions you’ve asked Siri for two years. (wellthisiswhatithink.wordpress.com) […]

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