OK, it’s silly. But it made me laugh. Back to serious crap tomorrow.

Posted: December 2, 2012 in Humour
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Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years.

Two days before the group is to leave, Ron’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going.

Ron’s mates are very upset that he can’t go, of course, but what can they do?Two days later the three mates get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner already cooking on the fire.

They clamour round him. “Shit Ron, how long you been here? How did you talk your missus into letting you go ?”

“Well, I’ve been here since last night. After dinner at home yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, ‘Guess who ?'”

I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing sexy brand new lingerie. She said had been reading ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ and she had a devilish look in her eyes!

She took my hand and led me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over.

On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!

She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.And then she said, “Do whatever you want, Master.”


So. Here I am !

  1. rbhexem says:

    Ah, come on! The guy’s the one getting tied up, and the wife goes shopping, with his credit cards!


  2. Bill Hayes says:

    That is so bad, I love it.

    I came home the other day and there was a huge note stuck to the fridge door.

    It read “It’s not working, I’ve gone home to mother”

    Well, I opened the door; the light came on, the beers were cold, I couldn’t see what the problem was.


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