Well, This Is What I Think

At Wellthisiswhatithink we have a long and honourable tradition of supporting a free press.

Mother Jones has done the world a huge service with the Romney hidden video.

Julian Assange and Wikileaks have opened a window into the hidden, murky depths of world politics.

Today, we defy the naysayers, and publish two new topless photographs of Catherine Middleton, aka Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge.

We may be criticised for this. We may be told we are being irresponsible.

But we believe in a higher purpose. We believe the public has a right to know.

Yes, of course, there are serious matters to be considered. World hunger. Nuclear weapons. The Middle East. Wars and rumours of wars. But a chance to see a celebrity’s tits surely trumps those. Do people not deserve a little light relief? A glimpse of a better life?

So here, without fear or favour, are the photographs.

Guys, seriously. Get … a … life.

PS I am reliably informed by an old mate that to commemorate the release of our topless photos of Kate Middleton, Royal Doulton will be releasing a Collector’s Edition of two small jugs. *Titter* would seem an appropriate response.

Related articles if you really can’t think of ANYTHING else to think about

• Kate Middleton Topless Photos Banned From Being Published (hollywoodlife.com)
• England Supports Kate Middleton By Getting Their Nipples Out Too (thegloss.com)
• Topless Kate Middleton Pics Are On The Internet (thesuperficial.com)
• Kate Middleton: 50 Topless Pics To Be Published By New Magazine (hollywoodlife.com)
• Irish Tabloid to be Shut Over Topless Kate Pics (newser.com)
• French Magazine Ordered To Hand Over Kate Middleton’s Topless Photo (thefrisky.com)