Gratuitously offensive politically incorrect joke

Posted: March 28, 2012 in Humour, Popular Culture et al
Tags: , , , , , , , , ,

Angela Merkel

"Ve haf vays of rescuing your economy ..."

So, Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Athens airport.

“Nationality?” asks the immigration officer.

“German,” she replies.

“Occupation?”

“No, just here for a few days.”

Oh come ON – admit you laughed.

(Thank you, Dario)

Advertisements
Comments
  1. rbhexem says:

    Well, it only takes a German a few days.
    I should know, I married one!

    Like

  2. Supposedly, Winston Churchill was at a soccer game after the war. He was sitting by a German diplomat. The German team was beating the British team, and the German politician said, “It looks as if we are finally going to beat you at your national sport.”
    Winston replied, “That is alright, we have already beaten you twice at yours.”

    Like

  3. tonyshep76 says:

    Shameful and gratuitously offensive, but clever. I laughed aloud so I am a bad boy!

    Like

  4. I admit it….I laughed

    Like

  5. Peter says:

    good gag about Winston! LMAO…

    Like

  6. stuffeuropeansdo says:

    Hilarious!

    Like

  7. […] third most popular post of the year was this “Gratuitously Offensive Politically Incorrect Joke”, which I still think is very funny, (it’s also a paraprosdokian by the way, and there are […]

    Like

What do YOU think? That's what matters. Please comment!

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s