“Brother and Sister in lift sex”

Posted: September 9, 2011 in Popular Culture et al
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To “lighten” the tone for once, (ahem), a little story from Scotland which caught my eye.

Do not have sex with your brother/sister. Especially do not do it twice. Especially, do not do it in a lift that is covered by CCTV cameras. That is all.

Do not have sex with your brother/sister. Especially do not do it twice. Especially, do not do it in a lift that is covered by CCTV cameras. That is all. Glad to have been of help.

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/3792109/Brother-and-sister-in-lift-sex.html

My dear old mate Roger pondered whether a more  suitable headline in the sensational soaraway sexy Sun newspaper would have been, ‘Och aye the screw!’ and also murmured “Still you know what they say: the family that lays together, stays together …”

Just gotta love that good old British tabloid obsession with sex. “Naked Vicar in Sex Romp with Lesbian Nazis” anyone?

Oh dearie me. Sometimes, the gene pool that we all wander around barefoot in just isn’t very deep , is it?

At their sentencing hearing the couple were spared jail and put on probation. No doubt, as the judge said, their lives have been ruined – at least pro tem – by the gale of publicity that followed their capture.

Let us hope they mend their ways and get their stuff together. No, not that stuff. That stuff stays apart.

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Comments
  1. Stephen Yolland says:

    It is always hard to know what the writer wants me to be most offended by, but I felt it was the disgusting misuse of a station lift ( good that a photo was included, so those of us not familar can now identify the offending or offended ? object )

    Is it just sexist that the sister hasn t also been placed on the sex offenders register ? Maybe that’s insensitive of me !

    A great story from the land that gave us Gordon Brown …..

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    • David Ember says:

      Probably the ugliest two people I have ever seen – and probably typical that such a sensitive issue for the family is made worse by including pictures of the two of them!!

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  2. Dr Steve Brown says:

    The Sun said it best:

    Two siblings at Motherwell Station
    Used the lift to perform fornication.
    Their father found out
    And he let out a shout,
    “Her xBox is not your Playstation!”

    Anyway, this is just about as sick as 2 miserable wastes of spaces can be – they are both using up valuable oxygen Just plain sick.

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  3. Such an attractive couple, too.

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  4. Christie says:

    Bookmarked!! Ι love your site!

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