OK, I am getting seriously – SERIOUSLY – over fu*king FB’s “suggested posts”.
They are just a continual irritation which makes using the social media site frustrating beyond belief, especially on a mobile phone.
Not content with regularly asking me to support other Premier League clubs – it’s Southampton, bitches, shut the fu*k up! – now Facebook suggests I join a group called Latvians Living In Australia.
I have never been to Latvia.
I do not know any Lats.
I do not speak Latvian.
I have never eaten Latvian food.
I have never heard any Latvian music, read a Latvian book, or dated a Latvian girl.
I don’t want to lick a Latvian girl’s feet. I am Lat-toes Intolerant.
(Sorry, it just occurred to me while I was writing, so I thought I’d throw it in there. I apologise.)
OK, I am vaguely pleased they are no longer part of Russia. For now, at least.
So why, FB, why?
I think the people should be told.